This is where I let Jack take over:
Rastafarianism : Jack loved the social atmosphere, but found the dreadlocks uncomfortable; his ceremonial use of marijuana became so intense, he was eventually expelled from the church for "excessive camping of the bowl".
Hindu Tantrik : Jack decided the dual use of marijuana and sexual intercourse was too good to resist; little did he know Yoga would change his life.
Zoroastrianism : One more religion that was too good to be true...
A Twist on Jesus : Yes, Jack has stooped to Christianity, but only in satirical form...