So.. you think you're ready, eh? Well.. I wish I had a surprise for ya. Truth is, I couldn't care less about you or your time, and if you spent three days on this page trying to decipher the true meaning of my words, that'd be totally cool with me.
Actually, the way I see it, you have no choice anyway. Your belief in free will is simply a coping mechanism developed by the human psyche. Besides, if you're still reading this, chances are you are either waiting for something profound, or have comprehended none of the preceding . I'll let you ponder that one for a minute.
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Done yet? No?
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Well, if you aren't done thinking about your lack of free will, it's okay. In reality, you couldn't have thought in any manner different from that in which you did. I forgive you.
Oh, I guess you must be wondering what that picture in the background means. It's a symbol for Satan . Actually, He's a pretty cool guy. Unlike that God guy, who always seems to be harping on repentance and forgiveness and "thou shalt have no other gods before me". What a loser! At least Satan knows how to have a good time. He's a hell of a guy to have at a party. I mean that literally.
Of course, there's a lot more to life than the spiritual side of things. I mean, yeah, life is totally meaningless in a cosmic sense, but that doesn't mean you can't have a good time, right? Why not take advantage of the situation and really get a handle on your capacity for drinking? Or experiment with some substances that might be out of favor with your local narcotics officers? I mean, what have you got to lose? (None of the preceeding is in any way an endorsement of drug abuse) (Just drug *use*)
So.. in order to help you enjoy the present, Satan's team of experts has assembled the following list of "must see" links.
Links From Hell
With a nice little note from me at the bottom.